How to Make a Man versus a Woman Happy

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him

2. Sleep with him

3. Leave him in peace

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A master

5. A chef

6. An electrician

7. A plumber

8. a mechanic

9. A carpenter

10. A decorator

11. A stylist

12. A sexologist

13. A gynaecologist

14. A psychologist

15. A pest exterminator

16. A psychiatrist

17. A healer

18. A good listener

19. An organiser

20. A good father

21. Very clean

22. Sympathetic

23. Athletic

24. Warm

25. Attentive

26. Gallant

27. Intelligent

28. Funny

29. Creative

30. Tender

31. Strong

32. Understanding

33. Tolerant

34. Prudent

35. Ambitious

36. Capable

37. Courageous

38. Determined

39. Truthful

40. Dependable

41. Passionate

Also without forgetting to...

42. Give her compliments regularly

43. Go shopping with her

44. Be honest

45. Be very rich

46. Not stress her out

47. Not look at other girls

And at the same time, they must also...

48. Give her lots of attention

49. Give her lots of time for herself

 And most of all...

50. Never forget*

*birthdays *anniversaries *Valentine's Day *arrangements she makes.

I thought this was a bit of a laugh...and also quite true! Lei xx